"don't worry mate you can pay it back in 3 instalments"

🥴

and this bit from guildfords wiki entry puts a cocked hat on it....

"In November 2024, he retired as Chief Constable of West Midlands Police for one month in order to protect his pension, which would otherwise have fallen in value after 30 years' unbroken service, before taking up the post again. Scott Green served as Acting Chief Constable in the interim".

ffs

Posted By: Tombs, Jan 16, 16:57:15