I had one for a bit but sacked it off

It was just for my study, which is in an old tack room detached from the main house and thus untouched by the housekeeper, lazy cow. (I love you Stacey if you’re reading this, you’re not lazy at all.) flushed with the success of my robot lawnmowers I thought I’d give the robot hoover a whirl.

It was useless. Kept get stuck under furniture. Couldn’t cope with files on the floor. Resented rugs. Would find and inhale cables. Rubbish with dog hair. I ended up having to keep the place unnaturally tidy just so the f**king thing would do anything at all.

I think they only work in giant one level apartments with polished concrete floors and no dogs and no furniture

Posted By: Old Git, Jan 16, 12:34:25