i have played one Saturday League football match in my life. was 32yo when asked to

scored 2 in a 3-2 loss to Briston Town. Rough old game. I'd been playing 5 aside a bit and the team i played for were short so registered me for the last game. Banged in one from 25 yards and another from 16 yards. Briston defence kept shouting, "mark the big lump" haha. retired from league football happy after one game.

Posted By: Tony Martin, Jan 12, 14:53:47