I say, what a marvellous specimen of femininity that is.

Although I died in Nineteen-Hundred-and-Six, I am led to believe that the Twenty-First century ladies' tennis participants are nowhere near as attractive, and far more indecently-clad, than the glorious ladies of the 'Naughty Nineties', such as our dear Maud.

I am also led to believe that my judgement of tennis as "too boring" stands as firm in Two-Thousand-and-Six and it did in my day.

Posted By: Spencer Gore, Jun 28, 13:07:36