I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe

Two grannies fighting over the last pack of cognac and brown butter mince pies

People savagely pass-aging each other at the organic duck fat shelf

Focaccia flying into trolleys as fast as it can be unloaded

A girl in a Barbour weeping in front of the Emory double cream rack

It was carnage

Posted By: Old Git, Dec 23, 10:15:33

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