Two grannies fighting over the last pack of cognac and brown butter mince pies
People savagely pass-aging each other at the organic duck fat shelf
Focaccia flying into trolleys as fast as it can be unloaded
A girl in a Barbour weeping in front of the Emory double cream rack
It was carnage
Posted By: Old Git, Dec 23, 10:15:33
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