Fucking Christmas

The most miserable time of the year. People pretending they’re religious for a week. Outdoing each other with gifts. Also giving s**t gifts. Carols can f**k off. Also women called Carol. Christmas decorations? No! Fuck off. If they were that good they’d be up all year round. And don’t get me started on the few random weirdos who do keep them up all year round. Sales as well. Lowering prices as an act of apparent goodwill, only highlighting the prices they should be in the first place instead of the constant rip off extortion we are expected to deal with most of the time. Not only all this, but people also complain about Christmas being cancelled even though it’s conspicuously every f**king where. I wish it was f**king cancelled.
The season to be merry my f**king arse.

Posted By: APB, Dec 11, 17:22:45