I went...

I went to a really posh hotel in Hong Kong that caters for your every need..when I was in the restaurant I just fancied some fruit so asked the waiter for a plain orange....

When he came back he asked me what time I wanted to leave?. I replied "I've only just got here... where's my fruit?"

He replied "what fruit?... I thought you said you wanted orange plane?....I've just booked you on easy jet..!!"

Posted By: Goosebumps, Oct 3, 03:29:25