I'm guessing you're a glass half full

and the glass is leaking because there's a crack in the bottom, and the bar closed 10 minutes ago. Also a mosquito has just flown into it. And the coaster keeps getting stuck to the bottom of it only to fall off into your lap as you raise it to your mouth - kinda person?

Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Oct 1, 10:10:28