Strains-ley Harriet

"I happened to be in a service station toilet as the same time as celebrity chef Ainsley Harriet (sic). He went into the adjoining cubicle to mine. What does that bloke eat? As he grunted and strained, it sounded like a flock of sparrows hitting the pan and the stench was overpowering. The man needs to sort his diet out. Sharpish."

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jun 23, 11:03:27