"Mr Blackwell? Look, we're under pressure form our fans to look like we're doing something. And you're under pressure from yours to look like you've got your house in order financially.
So howsabouts - we make an 'initial enquiry' about that big lad up front of yours?
No no, don't worry - we're not serious. No money involved - although you can make up a big figure if you like. Although if it's too big we might deny it afterwards.
But this way we look active, you look ambitious. Everyone's a winner.
Done? Fine. See you in August."
Posted By: Tricky Hawes, Jun 23, 10:40:44
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