In a world where football is king… one team is about to face their toughest opponent yet.

(Quick cuts: masked men storming the training ground, players shoved into the locker room, machine guns in the trophy cabinet.)

“When an Eastern European gang takes over the training complex… they think they’ve scored the perfect goal.”

(Close-up: Jason Statham glaring, dropping a tactics board to the floor.)

“But they didn’t count on the manager.”

(Statham growls: “You picked the wrong club.” — smashes a thug into a vending machine.)

“He’s not just setting the formation… he’s breaking it.”

(Montage: Statham headbutts a gangster into the goalpost, slide tackles another through a glass door, uses a corner flag as a javelin. throws another headfirst into the beehive, dunks one in the hydrotherapy pool)

“This summer… the beautiful game gets ugly.”

(Explosions, slow-motion shot of a football sailing through the air — smashing into a gangster’s face.)

Voiceover, booming:
“Jason Statham is… The Manager.

“No subs. No rules. No mercy.”

Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 17, 14:43:08