True story, I was once on an away day with hardcore Darlo fans

It was exactly like Green Street Stone Island etc.

Anyway after supping the 5th pint and it was only 1300, one of the double hard barstewards in the bunch wandered off. On his return peeps asked him where he'd been (assuming he went to get coke), and he straight faced said he got an alert to go get something on Pokemon Go.

No one dare rip the piss or laugh, just accepted what he said.




Nigel Havers is playing me in the film before anyone asks.

Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Sep 3, 13:40:54