Probably WW2 but accurate none the less...

>It is just before the England v Brazil match. Ronaldinho goes into the
>Brazilian changing room to find all his teammates looking a bit glum.
>
>"What's up?" he asks.
>"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know
>it's important but it's only England. They're sh*te and we can't be
>bothered."
>
>Ronaldinho looks at them and says, "Well, I reckon I can beat them by
>myself. You lads go down the pub."
>
>So Ronaldinho goes out to play England by himself and the rest of the
>Brazilian team go off for a few jars.
>
>After a few pints they wonder how the game is going, so they get the
>landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen
>reads "Brazil 1 - England 0 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes)". He is beating
>England all by himself!
>
>Anyway, a few pints later and the game is forgotten until someone
>remembers, "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on." They
>put the teletext on.
>
>"Result from the Stadium 'Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10 minutes) - England 1
>(Lampard 89 minutes)."
>
>They can't believe it; he has single-handedly got a draw against
>England!!
>
>They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate Ronaldinho. They find him
>in the dressing room, still in his gear, sitting with his head in his
>hands.
>
>He refuses to look at them. "I've let you down, I've let you down."
>
>"Don't be daft, you got a draw against England, all by yourself. And
>they only scored at the very, very end!"
>
>"No, no, I have, I've let you down. I got sent off after 12 minutes."

Posted By: jonah3000, Jun 22, 12:01:06