Was drinking my tea in bed this morning
And out of the corner of my eye was a black 🕷️ the size of which I cannot cope with. I screamed like a man, and spilled my tea all over the bed in an attempt to escape. How did your day begin?
Posted By: Charles21, Aug 3, 12:30:04
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- racist.
Posted By: Chris Peacock, Aug 3, 21:31:39 - 14 inch erection
Posted By: Goosebumps, Aug 3, 16:36:26 - Do you often scream at big hairy things....
Posted By: usacanary, Aug 3, 15:29:16 - You massive, blubbing, wetty girl
Posted By: Real Man, Aug 3, 15:07:35 - I wonder what the RealMan is going to say? 😉
Posted By: Thegelman, Aug 3, 13:43:18 - You’re never coming round ours then, we’ve got ludds of spiders.
Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Aug 3, 13:11:44 - 2Someone shot down my poor attempt at wordplay
Posted By: Henclrikus, Aug 3, 12:52:25
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