I reckon they should do a doctor who episode about you

A creature that can only survive on the nervous adrenalin channelled through internet forums

Innocent people just looking for polite chat and banter, land into the lap of Lord Qwerty and his outreageous remarks. On reacting, he lactates the negative energy through the keyboard and down the broadband pipes to salvage what life there is to cling on too, whilst his victims are unable to get away and human combust from the chain of events

Posted By: pants, Jun 19, 20:58:56