"So I went down my local ice-cream shop...
...and said 'I want to buy an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I said 'We'll start with one.' He said 'Knickerbocker glory?' I said 'I do get a certain amount of freedom in these trousers, yes.'
Posted By: Fierce Panda, Jun 15, 14:43:40
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- I went into the local baker's yesterday and said "I'd like to buy a wasp please" the baker
Posted By: malkybarkid, Jun 15, 14:45:45 - 13He said "Do you want crushed nuts?". I said "Do you want a punch in the face?".
Posted By: yarmyyarmy, Jun 15, 14:44:54
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