Four immediate things would be done.
1) Jack in my current job.
2) Organise the Royal jet to get me to Germany.
3) Get tickets for every World Cup game that I wanted to see.
4) Scrap that song about me and install Land Of Hope and Glory as the National Anthem, starting tomorrow evening.
5) Send Worthy to the Tower.
6) Give Martin O'Neil an honorary knighthood and ?30 million to work for us. And another ?30 million for team building.
Posted By: Mrs Slocombe, Jun 14, 17:09:18
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