Can you imagine the mutiple choice questions Worthy took?

A right winger is (a) a politician (b) part of a bird or (c) something you don't need in your team?

You are offered Andy Hughes for ?500k. Do you (a) laugh hysterically, point a finger at the Reading Chairman and say "You don't get me that easily! Where's the hidden camera?" (b) smile politely and change the subject or (c) say "Where do I sign?"

Peter Thorne is (a) keen and hungry (b) a knackered old journeyman who is over the hill and down the other side (c) an experienced pro who will knock them in for you next season

Midfield is (a) the engine room of the team, where you need a mix of tacklers and creative passers of the ball (b) the bit between defenders and strikers or (c) somewhere to play all the useless cloggers you seem to have signed so that they can watch the ball fly over their heads for 90 mins

You are offered a choice between a right wing back and a right wing. Do you sign (a) another striker (b) another striker or (c) another striker?

Posted By: Old Git, Jun 14, 13:48:14