get a pair of scissors and a very small piece of paper

cut it in half, then cut one of the halves in half. Repeat until the paper size is exactly 1 atom in width x 1 atom in length. Cut this piece of paper in half and you will have caused nuclear fission - thus entraining a chain reaction which should get rid of all the other atoms in your house. You might want to wear safety goggle as it can be a bit messy.

Posted By: Dave in France, Jun 14, 13:21:52