Then I made it clear that I could argue with Pants about (say) the awesome football-spastic that is Graeme Souness until I was blue in the face, but it didn't necessarily mean I hated his guts or wanted to kick the s**t out of him.
So he moved on to liking SCC the best, but he doesn't like Brandonio, but SCC and Brandonio go to games together (at least when SCC manages not to leave his tickets in the pub) and I also go to games with them and I don't hate Pants, and Pants has met SCC at a game, but Pants doesn't go to games and if he does he's going to get the s**t kicked out of him.
Then he moved on to liking Gaz best, I think, but Gaz isn't real and is actually SCC, Brandonio, Pants and myself on a shared wind-up.
So I guess you're his new best friend ... :P
Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 13, 22:58:20
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