The guy I used to sit next to would always leave 2 mins before the final whistle

He didn't even need to catch a bus or train or drive home, he'd just go straight to the pub.

Used to say that he would rather miss a last minute winner than see us concede a last minute goal. Absolute bonkers.

I went to the play-offs at Cardiff with his son and he walked out during the penalty shoot out because he preferred to miss them win a shoot out then watch them lose one. Chip off the old block.

Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jan 7, 11:47:53