Basically ...

... Rio Ferdinand plays really s**t tricks on people, like Candid Camera or Beadle's About being written and directed by Joey Deacon's idiot brother, and then goes up to people and goes "You've been MERKED!!!!" before the prank is even finished, thereby depriving the morons who *might* have found any glimmer of humour in the scenario of even that small and ultimately meaningless pleasure.

The whole thing is broadcast on ITV, the channel that is just about to screen a second series of Celebrity Love Island.

So now you know.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 13, 11:14:00