lolf

who the f**k needs to remotely control their airfryer? "blimey, i'm ten minutes from home, i know! *pulls over in a safe place, opens airfryer app, presses airfryer on, setting 10 mins & 200 degrees celcius, hits "GO", resumes commute home*


*ten minutes elapses* ⏲️

arrives home, *ping!* "great, a blitzkrieged skinned baked spud that is solid in the middle. fml"


later in beijing...

*ahem* "your excellency and president of the chinese communist party mr xi jinping, i'm sorry to relay this news but chas has f**ked up his baked spud in the airfryer again".

Posted By: Tombs, Nov 5, 12:25:50