After that programme about Rio, I'd like to question whether Rio knows what a wind up is

cos everyone he "merked" *flicky hand thing* (c**t!), hardly any of them looked bothered

Rooney didn't give a s**t that dog was dead

Wright Phillips fair enough, but that was just making someone uncomfortable in public

David James? He said the pictures were drawn by kids straight away, then Rio runs out going "what was all that crap you saying about art" and James just went "what would you know about art Rio?" Rio "you've been merked!!!"

Gary Neville just told a policeman he'd rather have the points then a picture, and doesn't do blackmail. That meant that wind up back fired, of course, not according to Rio, Neville had been "merked" *flicky hand thing* (c**t!)

Crouch's was the only one that looked vaguely convincing, and even then Rio ran in far too early to finish it

Posted By: pants, Jun 12, 11:34:46