I'll tell you what annoys me...

...when the ring can on a tin of plum tomatoes comes off before you opened the f**ker so you have to go and get a knife cos you can't find the tin opener and you know it's a stupid thing to be doing but you'll be OK just this once but then the knifes slips and slices your fingers off and now you're left with knobbly stumps where your fingers used to be and for all that effort and injury you can't even tell what's tomato juice and what's blood...that gets on my tits a bit...

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Jun 14, 15:58:35