I just found two fellas having sex on my car

I asked them to stop. One of them got all antsy and called me homophobic. The other one asked me if I wanted to buy a cheap bathroom suite and called me a girl when I said no thanks. It was avocado colour.

Then they both got into a van and drove off.

Very odd.

Posted By: Captain Bligh, Oct 15, 00:47:27