* Telly On*

"Oh f**king marvellous it's Jonathan Robot Wars Pierce, what a TOP commentator. Fucks sake ..."

* red button, world cup interactive, blue button, audio options, R5 Commentary *

"Oh for f**king f**king f**ks sake it's Alan Opinion Green"

* back up, tv guide, finds UKTV G2 *

"Hmmm, don't know who this is, graphics are a bit School For The Blind though"

* presses 'i' to find out who the commentators are *

"FUCK ME THEY'VE GOT DJ SPOONY ON THIS, I'M NOT CONDONING THAT FOR ONE SECOND, IF HE WERE ANY BETTER HE MIGHT QUALIFY FOR MEDIOCRE"

* back to BBC One in a massive huff *

Four more weeks of this boys.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 19:20:17