Today I am mostly gonna get hold of a pair of Marigolds...

...fill each finger up with man milk, cut the ends of each rubber finger, make a liddle hole in the other end and use them for icing old ladies cakes...

Alternatively, I'll go to the pedestrian fly-over on Grapes Hill and squeeze a dollop out on to the cars below...should make a lovely satisfying sper-latt! noise as it makes contact with all those Honda Civics...

Job done, can't believe I've never thought of this before...

Posted By: Fierce Panda, Jun 8, 11:05:42