How about "The Unbearable Politeness of Ian"?

A new show on ITV. Ten celebrities - Les Dennis, Myleene Klass, Jean-Yves de Blasiis and a few others, depending on how's available - are locked in a house for ten weeks with a man called 'Ian' (played by an actor - possibly Dean Gaffney).

The crux is that Ian is ridiculously polite - always opens doors for everyone, thanks people when it's really not necessary, compliments people every time they sit down, etc. The last one to snap wins a holiday with Ian and 50,000 pence.

Sound good?

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 7, 13:30:57