I bet you'd look good in the courtroom.

You'd probably win if dressed In one those spangly fancy dress outfits.

But I think it's wise to not touch this case with a 9ft barge pole!

Posted By: Huge Small, Apr 22, 21:45:40

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Or do a mobile van based lawyer service?
Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Apr 22, 22:56:14
Arctic Monkeys isn't it, lovely stuff, just turn up in a tie and T-shirt combination
Posted By: Old Man, Apr 22, 22:21:13

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