Trump spam part II

All of the below received in the last 24 hours (in chronological order).

I think 5 and 6 are my favourites. Do you think The Donald actually intends to run a proper ballot and have one lucky scrub join him in Florida? My guess is he'll just take the money and never invite anyone.

I'll stop posting now, but this is all pretty mad.


1. [MY NAME]’S SPOT ON HOLD

FIRST, you heard directly from President Donald J. Trump about the importance of joining your fellow MAGA Patriots on the Trump Advisory Board.

THEN, Lara Trump followed up to remind you that you’re one of the few grassroots leaders that President Trump PERSONALLY ENDORSED for this position.

NOW, we’re reaching out to you ONE MORE TIME to let you know that your spot on the Trump Advisory Board is STILL ON HOLD!

Republican Party leaders are counting on you to step up and join the team that Makes America GREAT Again. Claim your spot TODAY. >

Thank you,

Trump Membership Team

CLAIM SPOT

[NB...to claim my spot, I need to donate apparently.]


2. NEW MESSAGE FROM DONALD TRUMP JR.

STAND WITH MY FATHER

The career politicians who've been selling out our nation for decades are determined to keep Crooked Joe in the White House.

I think it's about time we put an end to their grift and save the country we know and love - for the sake of our future, our children's future, and the American legacy.

Today, I'm helping put together a list of my father’s top supporters who've had enough of the Swamp, and I want YOU on it. I just need you to answer one question:

ARE YOU VOTING FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP AGAIN?

>> YES > NO

Posted By: Under soil heating, Apr 22, 15:55:24