The full and uncensored Wagner interview here…

“It’s just a small minority from places like Great Yarmouth and Kings Lynn, and let me tell you, they're a special breed. We're talking about a few uneducated dickheads who seem to be so angry at life and their questionable tattoo choices that they don't know what to do with themselves except complain about everything. I mean, it's like they wake up in the morning and go, "Hmm, how can I express my inadequacy today?"

And you know, I can't help but feel a bit sorry for them. I mean, imagine waking up every day, looking in the mirror, and realising that the tattoo you got on the back of your skull during Euro 96 wasn't the best life choice. It's like a permanent reminder of, well, questionable decisions.

But hey, it's not entirely their fault, right? I mean, maybe they just missed out on some crucial life lessons or something. And sure, it's embarrassing for the county of Norfolk, but hey, every family has its black sheep, right?

And then there's this whole thing with the doctors at the Norfolk and Norwich hospital. I mean, if they're dealing with these characters on a daily basis, I can only imagine what they're going through. It's like, "Hey doc, I got this weird rash from my sofa, can you fix it?" And the doctor's just there like, "Yep, another day in Norfolk."

But hey, at least it gives us something to chuckle about, right? So next time you're feeling down, just remember, it could be worse—you could be driving home to Watford in the rain.”

Posted By: SenatusAcademicus, Feb 14, 08:47:49