What's the first thing you do when you get in the shower?

It's the ol bum for me. Straight in there.
Shower gel,
rummidge away, really get in there.
More shower gel,
maybe a couple of fingers in to make sure
Switch to the front,
make sure you didn't miss any there.
Soap up the scrotum
give it a good play like it's an air guitar.
Finally soap up the pubes like it's shampoo
Grind away at the pubes even though it feels like wire wool.

2 more minutes on the rest of the body

Get out

Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Feb 2, 07:23:33