Toss off some pancetta

Four glugs of your fifth best filthy slut olive oil, soften your bunions for a bit then chuck in your badger fillet, butterflied squirrel and muntjac snippings, brown all over then pour over three litres of any old f**king red wine leftovers you have, handful of black peppercorns, coupla leeks, the odd carrot BUT NEVER THE EVEN ONE, half a parsnip, two whole heads of garlic skin on just chopped in half, 17.236g lardo - important to get just the right amount - handful of fresh oregano, bit of thyme, splash of marjoram, good glug of some out of date Worcestershire and then reduce! Reduce! REFUCKINGDUCE LIKE YOU'RE TK FUCKING MAX ON A STERIOD AND AMPHETAMINE MIX WHICH WILL ULTIMATELY KILL YOU BUT NOT BEFORE YOU'VE REDUCED SOME MORE and oh f**k it's not supposed to be a recipe it's supposed to be an XI well f**k it then Ruel Fox

Posted By: Jamie Oliver, Jan 25, 13:33:54