New business plan for NCFC

from the facebook group (paraphrasing)

1. Sack everyone. Literally everyone. Not just some of them. All of them. Board, players, maybe except Rowe so we can shew our lack of ambishun by selling him for 35p and an out of date bag of Walkers or something. Catering staff. Kit man. That bloke over there and that woman behind him. Even if she doesn't actually work for the club. Just the whole f**king lot. Sack them.

2. Sack their replacements. All of them. Literally everyone.

3. Repeat until you've hired and then sacked everyone in the world. NB will need a cutoff or the birth rate is going to be a problem. Also hiring someone just before they die means you can't sack them which is an issue. So people with at least, I dunno, five minutes to go or something.

4. Hire the first lot all over again because you've been through everyone else.

5. Sack them. Again.

6. ???

7. Profit

Obviously this isn't watertight: what if extraterrestrial life makes contact during Phase Three?

Posted By: Yurik Hunt, Jan 18, 23:28:34