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1) Matty Cash (Aston Villa scorer tonight) plays International Football for which country?

Poland

2) Which horse won the Grand National in both 2018 and 2019?

Dobbin

3) Which Scotsman is credited with inventing television.

John Bogie Laird liked to pick his nose a lot. John Logie Baird invented Eastenders and In The Night Garden. The utter c**t.

4) 'The Dog The Dog - He's at Again', 'Girls Who Grow Plump in the Night' and 'Cunning Stunts' were all albums by Which Prog Rock Band?

Last chapter of Ulysses (yes, yes, and I said yes I will yes, etc)

5) Choice of 2. Most Boat Race Wins - Cambridge or Oxford?

Neither. Loughborough stuffs them both routinely but is edited out by the old Etonian Freemason illuminati bastards who run everything. Coin toss: Oxford.

6) Name the dog in Enid Blyton's Famous Five Stories?

Macbeth, for he doth murder sleep. Can relate.

7) The artist known as Banksie comes from Which English City?

Brizzle hentut?

8) Which is Britain's oldest regular national newspaper still being published today?

The Thunderer, it was the best of Times it was the worst of times hang on is it the telegraph? Well I’ve gone Times now so I’m f**ked if it is.

9) Which group had a UK No 1 in the 1980's with 'Young at Heart'?

Wilson, Kepple and Betty feat. Henry and Minnie Crun

10) Geographically, which of the Channel Islands is closest to both England and also France?

None of them. Isle of Man is closer to England and Isle of Wight is closer to France than the Isle of Man is. Is it Eigg? Fuck it guernsey but bet it’s thst third one I can never remember.

Answers after 8.30pm (when I remember). Answers in the message body please, not title and as oer usual no Googling. Good Luck.

Posted By: Old Man, Jan 6, 20:58:23