it's ok i managed to shove everything together the right way and it seems to work

f**k you instructions. i refuse to be your b***h when assembling highly complex electrical items. when i say complex i mean led under the kitchen countertop remote controlled strip lights.


also nbbbtt re supermarkets, i think i've hacked shoplifting 101. basically bowl around with your trolley and fill it up with whatever the f**k you like, booze, prime cuts, high end s**t just pile it all in. then, instead of checking out like a right old sad sack just wheel it up to customer services via the self-service check out and say "err, excuse me, would it be ok to leave this here for a sec i forgot to get a bag of ice and go back and get the ice, back to customer services, pay the £2 for the ice and f**k off with a free trolley load less £2 for the ice.i think this scheme has a greater chance of success in waitrose than in the more budget supermarket. anyway, give it a whirl and let us know how you got on.

Posted By: Tombs, Dec 22, 21:23:25