Get this. I've just had an email

Telling me I've won £3.20 on tonight's euro 💶 🇪🇺 bingo. I don't recall playing tonight's euro 💶 🇪🇺 bingo I hear myself ask? That's because I placed the bet against everyone else in Europe 🇪🇺 on Tuesday but must have of selected Friday by mistake. Huh? Just checked Tuesday's results. Turns out I would have been a gazillionare. I'm right done about this. Please could you pay some of your hard earned money into my go fund the rest of my life account. Thank you.

Ps cheers 🥂 to the person in Austria 🇦🇹

I bet it was Old Git bought a lucky dip off of on his skiing vacance, the w**kstar (his sex dungeon name for those not itk)

Posted By: Chris Peacock, Dec 9, 01:21:55