Very Strange morning of news

Check BBC site - awaiting scan results
Check Betfair - Rooney 1.3 to not play, 3.5 to play
Check BBC - BREAKING NEWS - "ROONEY FACES WC HEARTBREAK - Six weeks till he trains

(mental calculation - 6 weeks = WC Final)

Text mate - "FFS"
Turn On Sky Sports News "Blah Blah "He's trained very hard I'm under an umbrella etc etc"
Quote from Sven "This is very pleasing news"

(Brain begins to hurt. WTF? Good news???!)
Turn on BBCSport "Rooney to miss group matches"

What fool even mentioned the six weeks fffs!
Turn on Betfair: To not play 1.96 now
Turn on WOTB: Pants talking s**te, SCC being aggressive. Post this.

Posted By: coldplay, May 26, 11:55:52