Headlines from the PinkUn over the next week or so

- Kenny passes to Adam AND YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!!!!

- Other football managers HATE this one weird old trick!!!!!!!

- Just see who's starting vs Preston! YOU WON'T BELIEVE #9!!!!!!!!!!

- City player suffers MAJOR WARDROBE MALFUNCTION, Onel "devastated"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Oh, look! BREASTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Massive Soccerbot Orgy Ends In Major Explosion SUBS PLEASE CHECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted By: Old Man, Dec 4, 18:58:21