Cock

Chess is played gendered.

Why?

I'm not very good at chess but then I've never used my cock in a game and obviously there must be some way of using it to gain advantage.

How, though?

If I try to move the pieces with it I either get arrested or my bollocks knock the king over which means I've resigned.

Should I be grabbing hold of it while contemplating my next move?

Grateful if any cock-owning chessmeisters could share the secret, it's baffling to me.

Posted By: LittleMouseWithClogs, Dec 2, 12:40:05