Gitlet 1 got mugged tonight in That London

Three yoofs, face masks, punched him in the back of the head (he didn't hear them coming, headphones in), nicked his phone and backpack.

I just spent a surreal half hour on Find My Friends watching his phone wandering round Brixton (mostly the Electric Avenue area for those who remember Eddie Grant) before they suddenly engaged brain cell and switched it off.

Wankers. Backpack had house keys in so now he's having to change the locks. I would cheerfully bring back the stocks or birching for muggers. Yes I iz well old.

Posted By: Old Git, Nov 29, 21:04:11