Anyway, think this maybe an oldie dressed up as a newbie, not sure...

Trinny and Susannah moved to ITV to do a
flagship new relationship makeover show.
Sadly the channel has been finding it
hard to get the right kind of couples to
appear on the show. i.e. relationship in
trouble, wardrobe in need of sprucing,
but not so totally mentally and at each
others throats that they can't pass
certain psychiatric tests.

But one show has been filmed. The couple
involved come from Hayling Island, Hampshire.
He's a bit of a petty gangster and she is
a lap dancer. When asked by the production
team when was the last time the couple had
had sex the wife's charming reply was,
"A few weeks ago, I was putting up a
shelf and he took me up the arse."

Posted By: Fierce Panda, May 26, 10:37:37