i was tempted but i need an oil change

i say i need an oil change but what i really mean is my car needs an oil change. that would be stupid wouldn't it, me ruling myself out off going to the sir eltons johns smiths stadiums just because i hadn't changed my oil. also i wouldn't know how to finish an oil change as i can only manage to get the oil out by furious w**king.

Posted By: Chris Peacock, Nov 28, 18:47:04