Big Brother

A show designed by c**ts, a house inhabited by c**ts, voiceover by some c**t who thinks "day" is pronounced like "deer", voting by c**ts for the biggest c**t out of all the c**ts for the amusement of the c**ts who watch it.

Was it Kinga who w**ked herselff off with a wine bottle on it?

Still, classier than antiques roadshow, "ooh I've had this for years (eyes narrow) is it worth a f**king fortune I patently don't deserve and have done absolutely f**k all to earn (saliva extrudes from corner of mouth) I mean I don't need much just a few grand it's the wrapper off the johnny which broke a few months before my birth so it must be worth a f**king fortune surely, history innit..."

And don't get me started on Location Location Fucking Location.

Posted By: LittleMouseWithClogs, Nov 17, 20:23:22