The Beano. But that's gone all f**king woke now so

I clicked on the Mail Online and instantly grew a small moustache and started ranting about dark people, Guardian readers and the BBC, so I signed up for the Guardian but the moustache stayed and I started ranting about Jews, Daily Mail readers and GB News.

I'm f**ked if I know what's a Nazi anymore. So I went fishing.

None of this actually happened.

Posted By: Captain Bligh, Nov 14, 17:05:02