I've had my well man check up this morning and am apparently in tip top order with a less than 7% chance of a heart attack in the near future. So I'm having a s**t ton of bacon and beans on toast to celebrate.
Fuck you heart and arteries, you owe me this.
Posted By: Captain Bligh, Nov 14, 12:56:40
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