1) get sacked for being too racist/obnoxious/leaky
2) thereby induce massive erections from the red meat not like it was back in my day short sharp shock will sort them out brigade
3) Starmer wins, but is unable to fix the genuinely massive problems facing the UK in his first five years
4) Meanwhile Leaky Sue takes over the Tories, lurches them even more radically right - it's easy to forget that Sunak is genuinely very right wing, when he looks like the grown-up in the room after Truss and Boris
5) GE 2029 will be an utter s**tshow, cf 2019, three-word slogans conveniently unhinged from any reality or facts will Sweep Sue to a famous victory
6) the UK is f**ked, but
7) profit(*)
(*) for whom? well, not us, that's for sure
Posted By: Old Man, Nov 13, 10:43:12
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