I recommend the Dukes Hotel martini for this exercise

They give you all the bollocks about how amazing this is going to be and how the vermouth was strained through the Pope’s knickers and you're thinking oh Ffs Mate just pour it, I’ve drunk enough martinis in my life …

And then you taste it. And it is truly, genuinely, amazing

Posted By: Old Git, Nov 8, 23:05:04