Cover your front too

Every time you wake up in the middle of the night and hear a slight creak or a knock YOU WILL KNOW IT'S THE BLACK-CLAD SPECIAL FORCES using secret CIA satellites with very long ladders on to CLIMB DOWN INTO YOUR CHIMNEY and put MIND CONTROL CHIPS in your nostrils AND STEAL ALL YOUR JAMMY DODGERS.

FACT.

Posted By: Conspiracy Theorist, May 22, 22:23:43